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SHAFTT rating

Pronounced "Shaft", as in Samuel L. Jackson's role in the blockbuster motion picture "Shaft".

Rating system for date-able women. A woman's SHAFTT rating measures the ability of her physical attributes to earn her a meeting with your mother, and ultimately, a long term relationship.

Significant scientific research at Bro U has determined that this is the MOST accurate measure for a woman's "hotness"

Auxiliarily a measure of her ability to attract shaft, or male attention.

An acronym describing her physical attributes in no particular order.

S - Stomach
H - Hips
A - Ass
F - Face
T - Thighs
T- TITS

Each of these categories is rated on a 5 star rating, based on that particular male's taste, or preference.
Athleticly built woman, effortlessly beautiful face, fantastic ass, wide hips, chest leaves something to be desired.

SHAFTT rating (5 stars max):

S - 5
H - 4
A - 5
F - 5
T - 4
T - 2*

*Shitty, but not as devastating as a 2 for an ass...
by 3headedLeBronster July 9, 2011
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Donkey raming shit eater

A person who is a complete ass hole and takes it in the ass from anything that goes in they can also be shit eaters
Dude Danny is such a donkey raming shit eater
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sams rating

Unofficial rating for free company food on a scale of 1 to 5.
"What was the sams rating for the Onion Tart with Gruyere and Thyme?"
"Definitely a 3."
by da finer November 8, 2017
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Stark Raving Hazelnut

A fictional Ice cream flavour mentioned in avengers infinity war

It was made by Ben and Jerry’s, names after tony stark
Yeah well I was trying to cut down on lactose but then Ben and Jerry’s named a flavour after me

Stark raving hazelnut
by Willeth Slatter April 10, 2019
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5 straw rating

When you are out and about and that hot plate or bag is calling your name... so you go to the bathroom and it’s absolutely perfect for a reading from the good book!
“Hey bagger, where should we go tonight?”
...Not sure Vix, what you think?
“I know the yard house has a 5 straw rating”
Good call! I got the bag... what are we waiting for??!!
by Looner eclipse October 31, 2020
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donkey raping camels toe

A completely random insult that leaves people trying 2 find a comeback
steve:fuck off u dickhead
adam:u fuck off u donkey raping camels toe!
by scouser1089 September 5, 2006
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Ragina

(noun)

- A "raging" vagina.

- A very powerful, influential, impressive vagina that could rule a nation.
"Let the ragina give you life."
by Phil A. Mignon July 25, 2016
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