Pronounced "Shaft", as in Samuel L. Jackson's role in the blockbuster motion picture "Shaft".
Rating system for date-able women. A woman's SHAFTT rating measures the ability of her physical attributes to earn her a meeting with your mother, and ultimately, a long term relationship.
Significant scientific research at Bro U has determined that this is the MOST accurate measure for a woman's "hotness"
Auxiliarily a measure of her ability to attract shaft, or male attention.
An acronym describing her physical attributes in no particular order.
S - Stomach
H - Hips
A - Ass
F - Face
T - Thighs
T- TITS
Each of these categories is rated on a 5 star rating, based on that particular male's taste, or preference.
Rating system for date-able women. A woman's SHAFTT rating measures the ability of her physical attributes to earn her a meeting with your mother, and ultimately, a long term relationship.
Significant scientific research at Bro U has determined that this is the MOST accurate measure for a woman's "hotness"
Auxiliarily a measure of her ability to attract shaft, or male attention.
An acronym describing her physical attributes in no particular order.
S - Stomach
H - Hips
A - Ass
F - Face
T - Thighs
T- TITS
Each of these categories is rated on a 5 star rating, based on that particular male's taste, or preference.
Athleticly built woman, effortlessly beautiful face, fantastic ass, wide hips, chest leaves something to be desired.
SHAFTT rating (5 stars max):
S - 5
H - 4
A - 5
F - 5
T - 4
T - 2*
*Shitty, but not as devastating as a 2 for an ass...
SHAFTT rating (5 stars max):
S - 5
H - 4
A - 5
F - 5
T - 4
T - 2*
*Shitty, but not as devastating as a 2 for an ass...
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It was made by Ben and Jerry’s, names after tony stark
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“Hey bagger, where should we go tonight?”
...Not sure Vix, what you think?
“I know the yard house has a 5 straw rating”
Good call! I got the bag... what are we waiting for??!!
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“I know the yard house has a 5 straw rating”
Good call! I got the bag... what are we waiting for??!!
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- A "raging" vagina.
- A very powerful, influential, impressive vagina that could rule a nation.
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- A very powerful, influential, impressive vagina that could rule a nation.
"Let the ragina give you life."
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