Put the chair on the wall

Shut the fuck up

Hey Kid put the chair on the wall!

by Ooga booga uhhh November 6, 2018

Put some man on it

When your a male acting like a female

David stop crying and put some man on it

by Whitey508 November 10, 2016

Put kibble in the bowl

Expression to explain to dogs why you have to go to work. (Cats don't care.)

I know you don't want me to go to work (name of dog). But I gotta put kibble in the bowl, buddy, kibble in the bowl.

by Don Heflin October 20, 2022

put out of commission

When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis

Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?

by FishFucker_69 March 12, 2023

put this message on a mug

put this message on a mug
Something that FrankieTheNOOB1 wants a sentence on a mug because then he has a chance to buy it and then it would say “ put this message on a mug”

Frankie: put this message on a mug
my.urbandictionary.com: ok

by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 23, 2022

put you deep

to become aware or hip of what's happening, typically to introduce an important happening

Let me put you deep on something..,

by Henry_1az March 17, 2021

put it in her dog

penetration of a male into a female's ass

I heard Erik was desperately trying to put it in her dog last night, but she wasn't having it.

by whiskerdick April 19, 2010