Wife: "I could use a snack."
Husband: "I have the perfect thing for you"
Wife: "What's that?"
Husband: "My Throbsicle"
Husband: "I have the perfect thing for you"
Wife: "What's that?"
Husband: "My Throbsicle"
by Freezod November 13, 2011
Husband: Honey, come here and look at this.
Wife: Ugh, put that thing away.
Husband: Why don't you put some lipstick on it.
Wife: Well, okay.
Wife: Ugh, put that thing away.
Husband: Why don't you put some lipstick on it.
Wife: Well, okay.
by Freezod July 12, 2012
Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."
Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."
Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."
Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."
Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."
by Freezod April 26, 2012