Puerto Rican Frog Tattoo

A tattoo to show that you are the gayest of the gay and are dtf with any man you lock eyes with.

Did you see Alex’s new Puerto Rican frog tattoo? He looks zesty af now.

by TheGlizzyGobbler143 December 29, 2023

purr motor

When your cat makes a low-pitched rumbling sound that is (mostly) quiet but you can feel the kitty’s body vibrating

This has several evolutionary advantages:

1) the frequency at which cats purr promotes healing

2) kittens use this to get their mom to settle down and nurse

3) a rather high pitched purr (this evolved with domestication) can coax an owner into giving the cat an extra snack, or hairball gel.

Josh: Mittens has the loudest purr motor
Steve: I know. Bear’s purr motor got quiet as he grew up. Sometimes his purrs are really hard to ignore. But no matter how hard he purrs I still have to work.

by Malcontent lag December 30, 2023

Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.

“Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”

by Mystressovmayhem January 3, 2024

Puerto Rican

A hispanic whose work ethic is as bad as his hygiene.

That new guy stinks. Well he is Puerto Rican.

by DaddieFafo January 25, 2024

purrlized

Not being able to move/stand because there is a happy cat on your lap/body. Usually because the cat being on you is a rare occurrence.

I'd gladly get you a beer, but this here cat has got me purrlized! I'm surprised it's been sitting here this long!

by Moonwtrash September 7, 2023

purptul

This is a word to describe Karamgamesyt's roblox name he is retarded :)
He also stinks

My name is karam and i cant spell purple i think its spelt purptul

by Lognan October 22, 2023

Puerto Rican

N. The root of all evil
N. The cause of all our problems
Adj. Being excessively rude to others.

"Those goddamn Puerto Ricans are at it again!"
"Stop stealing from my refrigerator, you Puerto Rican!
"Stop acting so Puerto Rican!"

by Encephalitis October 25, 2023