Premature Electuration

Early Self congratulations for an election you haven't won.

Joe Biden experienced Premature Electuration When he told the People that he would become president, before the counts were even complete.

by cloudrf November 9, 2020

premature elecutation

Orgasm and emission of joy occurring just before or shortly after election results being projected by the media.

The parades and celebrations after the 2020 election was a severe case or premature elecutation.

by Gotdalotta November 10, 2020

preemf

preemf is a word you say when frustrated.

oh my god i can’t get it in! preemf!

by hollsy wollsy November 17, 2020

preemf

holly ireland

prrrrrrrrreemfy preemf

by proncking November 17, 2020

preimburse

to pre-emptively reimburse someone for something you will get in the future.

"Can you pick me up 4 of those coffee and bourbon cocktails from Canon. I'll preimburse you $ for it." - Nate

by virtualspice November 18, 2020

Premature reciprocation

Sending an additional email to someone after you already replied

"Thank you for replying (several times) to my email concerning the position we have on our relay race team. I assume suffering from premature reciprocation is difficult and somewhat embarrassing for you, but I encourage you to seek help. At this time I feel you would not be a good fit."

by NotWright January 1, 2021

Preemie jack

Shortened version of premature ejaculation.

Dibbs: damn that sammich looks so good i just had a minor nut
Min: i think those are called preemie jacks

by SandNig01 January 7, 2021