pollio

An illness that inhibits your ability to vote effectively.

As big a jacka** as many politicians make themselves look like when running for office, they must figure that most of us are afflicted with pollio if they think we have such poor judgement that we can't see though all their bull-crap!

by QuacksO August 2, 2019

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Polly

A victim.

Man: Hey, what happened when you went to Madrid?
Kai: I touched Polly

by You already know who this is. August 28, 2019

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pollygraph

A device that supposedly determines if a parrot is telling the truth.

Polygraph machines are notoriously inaccurate and unreliable (i.e., they're easy to "beat" by simply going without sleep for two days before the test, and they merely sense if you're nervous, they cannot actually tell if you're lying, and so there are plenty of false positives just because the subject is scared or anxious), but a pollygraph would be even more useless, since a bird doesn't even actually know what it's saying... it merely imitates what it's heard, and so it has no idea if the words it's mindlessly squawking are the truth of not.

by QuacksO September 10, 2019

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