Pizza Hut

The most disgusting fucking pizza on earth. If you eat there you will die of AIDS and other vanerial diseases.

I ate at Pizza Hut and I died of AIDS.

by Ru-Paul July 4, 2003

pizza regret

The feeling after spending a lot of money on a lot of takeout food and realising afterwards that it wasn't a good idea.

The 'buy one pizza get one free' offer looked so tempting on the takeout website, but now it's two days later and I'm still eating the leftovers so I'm suffering from total pizza regret.

by MTurtle July 21, 2013

Pizza Crusting

After felching badly, with time, the anus gets crusty, so the felcher has to go back and Pizza Crust to finish the job.

Also used when semen is ejaculated into an anus, but never retrieved by felching. Then someone Pizza Crusts.

"I guess this bitch got mad when I didn't felch properly, because in the morning she made me go back and do some pizza crusting."

by Jessticle Cockins October 5, 2008

Pizza Hut

It is hard to make pizza taste bad, but Pizza Hut can every time. Why is this place the country's most popular pizza chain?

They say bad sex is like bad pizza....not that bad. Pizza Hut is terrible, though.

by BobbyLightJr. December 29, 2010

large pizza

Something capable of feeding a family of four, usually in contrast to a black man.

Dashawneeza: "My baby daddy he no large pizza."
Kwantika: "Who baby daddy?"
Dashawneeza: "All my baby daddy, sheet!"

by Xtra Cheze August 7, 2008

Pizza Hut

As a rule, always microwave anything food you buy from this store THOROUGHLY!!!! Trust me.

After clearly seeing the Piza Hut cooks rubbing and picking their noses with their fingers while making my pizza, I complained to the manager about what I saw. To this day, he still hasn't done a goddamn thing to educate the employees on the basics of hygene, sanitation, and hand-washing. I guess Pizza Hut values the dollar more than they do the customer.

by Now, I just cook all my food at home October 22, 2003

pizza hut

Perhaps the worst pizza known to man kind, the salad is moldy, the building in my town smells like used indian food in a diaper and is as dirty as satans armpit, the people who work there are foul, and groady, half of them probably have venerial disease, the people who eat there are either cheap, illegal imigrants, or white trash, and I dont know if it's just me, but the atmosphere is very depressing, after seeing cockroaches scamper on the floor, I am never eating there again, I only went becuase one of my friends insisted on eating there.

kyle: let's go to pizza hut
me: okay, I heard it's kinda gross though
kyle:(redneck, very kurtly says) so.
me: hehe...yaaa...eats pizza, gags and sees roach.
kyle: eats pizza
me: hehe...let's go...
kyle: ok.

by Pearbian June 9, 2007