Peter Reader

A person who actually does reading assignments for class that don't require any written answers.

Molly: What's the homework for class?

Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.

Molly: There aren't any questions?

Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.

Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.

Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.

Molly: Oh Peter Reader.

by Peter Reader February 3, 2013

Peter bread

A bread invented and popularized by the 16th century explorer Peter Brandon. The bread has gained popularity in middle eastern cuisine and is used to sweep up dips such as hummus, it's also used to cradle falafel balls traditionally with an assortment of salads and and other goodies of middle eastern origin.

I love peter bread!

by Bubblach January 12, 2021

Peter Quaintrell

Four former students at WCGS, whose names will not be disclosed, created an entire mythology centered around one "Peter Quaintrell," their Physics teacher during Year 12. Inspired by his persona, they created a character called "Quilly," a nickname they had given to Peter during their lessons. In short, "Quilly" was depicted as being engaged in an enduring and intellectual battle with "Grey Guy," a character inspired by the visit of a man named "Jamie Costello" to one of their physics lessons. The students agreed to collaborate and produce a single compendium detailing the rich lore surrounding these two fictional entities. Currently, it is a work in progress.

"Peter Quaintrell, the relentless tyrant, ruled over Jupiter with an unyielding grip, suppressing dissent and enforcing his will with ruthless authority."

by QuillyMan May 16, 2023

Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.

As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater

by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018

Peter Quill

The Main Character in the Guardians of the Galaxy Franchise (MCU). Half Celestial until he lost his powers in the second movie. He is the captain of his ship (not Thor) and is very funny.

Peter Quill is a Space Pirate.

by Larry the Larry Man April 28, 2022

Peter Dutton

A completely hairless anus. Usually achieved by waxing.

Beautician: What can I do for you today?
Customer: Give me a Peter Dutton.
Beautician: Completely hairless arsehole?
Customer: That's the goal!

by wizardofaus86 November 30, 2021

Peter Cresswell

Vietnamese prisoner of war, later turned philanthropist after suing the US government to the tune of 5 billion dollars. More recently known for educating students on the ways of Guerrilla warfare, as well as his remarkable sweat patches on his shirts.

Ah remember Peter Cresswell's sweaty armpits?

by knobblecock January 6, 2022