Parker

Parker’s are always absolute chads

Random dude: “woah who’s that?He looks like a chad”
Other random dude: “yeah that’s Parker”

by Double Zero November 23, 2021

Parker

Parker is a gaming warlord who can beat anyone in any game he’s pretty much ninja although being a gaming warlord he is also a fashion guru he can pull off any outfit. He’s soo sexy all the lady’s call him pimp daddy, ultra-cool mother fucker, and lord of the hoes.

Gaming warlord? ohhhhh you mean Parker

by Assclow June 2, 2020

parker

a parker is probably one of the most beautiful people in the world,
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3

friend: yo bro who got you smilin like that??
me: a parker.

by emofajry (aka fraise) August 26, 2021

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Evelyn Parker

Someone who isn’t very cool. Specifically, not as cool as Mac Sumner.

She is such an Evelyn Parker.

by mac.s17 March 18, 2022

parker micheal allen

The most amazing boy on the planet. He is a loving, respectful, and kind person who will make your life better than when he wasn't in it. He is determined to make his place in the world and very committed to his school and grades. One of the most hard working people that is a working role-model to what everyone should aspire to be.

"Wow did you see Kat's boyfriend! It was Parker Micheal Allen!"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"

by RisingPheonix July 5, 2023

Parker

A string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker

Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”

by Tomdelongesass October 9, 2020