Third Party Face Palm

thurd pahr-tee feys pahm

The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.

Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.

by FlamingoPants January 28, 2013

Arnold Seymour Hoffman Palmer

A drink that is a spinoff to the drink "Arnold Palmer". The drink consists of Ice Tea, Lemonade, and Sunny D. The mix is 1/2 Ice Tea, 1/6Lemonade, and 1/3 Sunny D. The drinks name came from the a rumor that Phillip Seymour Hoffman likes to pee on people. The more sunny D and lemonade you add the drink will turn into an R Kelly.

That drink is so Arnold Seymour Hoffman Palmer

by UltraBOB September 3, 2013

kamryn and palmer

The perfect match; handsome and gorgeous; if you are dating a girl named Kamryn or boy named Palmer your lucky; she is beautiful and he is charming

Dang-I wish I could be a Kamryn and Palmer couple

by Kamryn and palmer January 4, 2018

Pull A Palm Tree

Getting a fact wrong, although your fatass convinces you that you were right in the first place.

Guy 1: "Damn, did you hear that Trump will finally show North Korea 'da wae' with our nukes on 4/20?

Guy 2: "No way, Trump's a pussy. He's never going to do that.

Guy 1: "Your right, I think FOX news made me Pull A Palm Tree

by _Cozmik_ May 2, 2018

Hey-Arnold-Palmer

An Arnold Palmer (ie Lemonade and ice tea), using black tea instead.

She'll have a Shirley Temple, I'll have a Hey-Arnold-Palmer

by Jerry Riceater August 21, 2018

Two in the palm—one on the schlong

When your girl has your balls in one hand and the other on your dick

Bro we got home from the club and she put two in the palm—one on the schlong.

by Joetren December 14, 2019

Alexys jade palmer

A very good friend of mine that watches Mycts and is the best person ever!

Hey do u know alexys jade Palmer?

by Yurmd June 2, 2021