Prison-howdy-do

When you arrive in prison and beat down the biggest prisoner in your cell block so everyone will know you're not easy pickings. Occasionally known as a "PHD".
"Paul wasn't looking to be anyone's bitch while he did a stretch at Riker's, so he gave the alpha a prison-howdy-do and got through his sentence with no trouble from the other prisoners."
by Ight Biddy October 19, 2022
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Modifier name of constellation son wukong from omniscient reader's viewpoint. One of the most powerful being in the universe
Constellation prisoner of the golden headband is looking at you
by Father of rich night May 31, 2022
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Prison Shank Club

Having a knife fight at the stables in Red Dead Redemption 2
Boy 1: Tryna knife fight
Boy 2: Yea get the gang for a prison shank club.
by Btrizzyondamic January 11, 2025
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Prison pocket

Is either your vagina or your butt.
Put your dope in your prison pocket if we get pulled over by the police.
by Diamondxo June 24, 2024
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Prison tight

when you squeeze your butt cheeks closed so tight nothing is getting in!!!
Tried to have butt sex with my girl but she is prison tight!!!
by memaw reeny July 25, 2019
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Prison Postal

The defensive then aggressive attitude insecure ex-convicts take when dealing with the real worlds problems. Directly associated with the size of the chip on some ones shoulders. Any degree of adversity can trigger this show of stupidity derived from the lack of understanding of how much their friends really care. Commonly associated with acts of kindness mistaken as criticism about an ex-convicts abilities at anything.
Not normally associated with physical violence, but attributed more to verbal defensive abuse.
Every since my bosses son got out of jail, he goes Prison Postal over every little thing in his life. It's worse than asking a Drama Queen how her day was.
by A J V January 14, 2012
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Prison princess

Man 1: Did you hear about Jack? He became Harrys prison princess
by Harry the prisoner June 11, 2024
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