Tavian Poole

a stupid cunt! he cheats on quizzes

you: you're being a Tavian Poole right now!!
me: EW THATS SO MEAN!

by Emma Romane January 7, 2023

human pool

RULE: Only REAL 100 MEN/w/100% potency-vs 1 VIRGIN women and with 1 egg AND HAS TAKEN FERTILITY PILLS FOR A YEAR...INSIDE ALL/EVERY HOLE ONLY, pummping even when blacking out BRAKEN DOWN EXTREAMLY DANGEROUS...then plug all holes;with cum nearly bursting, contiue with gimp suit all includes DANGROUS:eyes,ears,nose,ass,vigina, ALL FIIED TO BURSTING...LAST CRUCIAL STEP:TOSSED INTO POOL FILLED WITH PISS AND CUM; ADDING each day DAILY

btw CONSENT ABSULUTLY WARENTED

1women+100 guys=pool party for the egg and womb
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
... nice...

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human+pool="human pool"

by MasterOfMeatoilet January 13, 2024

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Kiddy Pool

When in the missionary position, before one releases in his lady he pulls out to release on her stomach and his little swimmers pool up in her belly button.

“Did you wear a jimmy? No I gave her a kiddy pool.”

by Mynameisjames December 4, 2018

Lottie Poole

They got nice hair innit

Aye big lad that’s Lottie Poole innit she got nice hair

by Oucjelesbbege April 7, 2021

Pool-Netting

A sexual act in which multiple participants all stuff their testicles into one recipients anus/vagina, with the goal of fitting as many in as possible.

"You should come to Tanya's house on Wednesday she thinks she can set a new record for pool-netting."

by JamiesJam May 4, 2025

angel pool

During the course of ejaculation, the male may cum inside the girls belly button. When the belly button is filled, it is considered an angel pool. A pool fit for angels. If the girl is an outey, the man still ejaculates on the belly button, yet it is considered an angel fountain

Dude, I heard they went at it last night.

-Yeah, she almost drowned in his angel pool.

by hackadoink May 11, 2014