Pedro

The biggest douchebag that you could ever meet. Like a chad but more mexican, and more of a beaner.

OMG, Isabella just broke up with Pedro...
OMG!!!! NOT BASED!!!

by jacraest December 10, 2019

Pedro

A retarded Mexican who thinks he is black and likes little boys

Pedro is saying the n-word again

by Jarrenis schmecky December 11, 2019

Parrotketting

Talking a lot of nonsense and can’t shut up because of the effects of a drug.

This nigga was parrotketting all night after taking molly.

by Chapiadora January 18, 2020

Pedro

Pedro is your Lord and savior a God that when you say his name he appears out of nowhere or if you lose him in a crowd of people they all move to the side like Moses spreading the Red Sea

Person 1: Hey do you know where Pedro is in this big crowd
Person 2: Not sure
*Everyone moves to the side revealing Pedro in the middle
Person 1: Oh wait nevermind found him

by UnknownLord January 30, 2020

Pedroid

A mexican metroid that is loose in the galaxy.

The last pedroid is in captivity. The galaxy's borders are at peace.

by burrito beam February 22, 2020

Pedro

A horny ass muthafucka who’s lesbian and multiple times a day, whilst on FaceTime. Also he likes to spend four dollars on “rings” that didn’t work. Also he has lung cancer from smoking paper.

U know un pendejo by the name of Pedro??
Oh yeah, ain’t he that kid that likes to rage playing cod and is horny all the time.

by MiLoDe March 30, 2020

parrot's piss

Australian slang for a (mechanical) lubricant, usually WD40.

Person 1: Man, my doorhandle keeps squeaking. Obnoxiously. I need to do something about it.
Person 2: Spray some parrot's piss on it.

Person 1: Why didn't I think of that?

by Not Mera April 1, 2020