penis

The funniest word that one could say in a conversation. Saying this will immediately make everyone in the room burst out laughing on the floor.

Guy 1: ur mo-
Guy 2: penis
Guy 1: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by Alphabetical Spaghetti June 6, 2018

Penis

the small thing in your pants

You have no penis

by sexlord69 September 9, 2016

Peni

A bundle of penises

Alexis Texas took many peni in one video.

by Mr.peni January 13, 2017

Penis

The penis is the small PeePee that you are playing with right now because your alone, horney and gay.

I let my grandmother burtholamule play and suck my 1-inch Penis.

by Blueberry chicken October 21, 2018

Penis

Penis is a slang word for dick or the name Samuel.
Did you know that if your name is "Thomas" then you have a 8-10 inch long dick.

I have a penis.

by TheChair64 May 15, 2017

penis

a weird wrinkly thing with like a split on the tippy toe of it. males usually like to play with it or put it into streatchy gross holes also known as vaginas or bootay holes.

ooooooh my penis is itchy.

by suckymytoey April 4, 2019

Penis

What kind of moron are you, looking up penis! get out before I turn of the internet! I said OUT

My penis grows big when I see a hot girl

by Reelikeactua1ree July 23, 2019