To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023
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During the lockdown, the sick freak shoved his ak-47 in the teacher's vagina and she had an exploding orgasm, oh how I wish they could find the rest of her body.
by TheFuzz2011 January 12, 2011
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severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!
worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!
worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
john did that deal, then looked at his balance sheets, and had a business person's orgasm!!
when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!
sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!
she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!
when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!
sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!
she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!
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Often but not necessarily accompanied by fake orgasm.
Experinced by women far faaaar more often than men.
Often but not necessarily accompanied by fake orgasm.
Experinced by women far faaaar more often than men.
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