Crack a roni

When you're addicted to eating macaroni.

Ryan: Hey man, whatcha eatin' ?

Matt: Crack a roni.

Ryan: Sweet.

by longhairordie April 29, 2012

zombie on crack

whta the hcek!!!1! thta is a firckign zimobe no carck!!1!1!1!!1!!!!11!

zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 10, 2023

corals on the crack

The act of performing Analingus and chewing tiny holes through the skin around the outer ring of the Anal cavity prior to having Anal sex. Pleasure pain. Extreme Analingus.

My bae asked me if I had any sexual fantasies! And I said "I want to give you Corals on the crack and finish with a rusty trombone."

by WOODKUSH May 23, 2016

Ass be cracking

When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks

Damn dude Chris's ass be cracking

by hairycatterpilar April 7, 2013

crack-a-mare

A difficult person who is too much hard work, particularly a woman.

"That girl is being such a pain in my ass - she's a right crack-a-mare!"

by tommorgancat May 14, 2014

Double Crack

To have a massive ass that is too big to be a circle so it grew a bottom layer

Dude, seriously that bitch is huge, check out that double crack!

by Yuri Gojirah October 12, 2010

cracking cheese

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018