offisner

A word accidentally used when speaking to an officer of the law while intoxicated.

Officer: Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Driver: No offisner, I only had ten shots of vodka.

by Manchap Joshua December 4, 2015

Office dweller

What is another word for office dweller. We use that for managers who never leave their office to help at work.

John is an office dweller and has no idea what is happening in his own building because he never leaves his office.

by NurseMary May 31, 2016

office kite

Someone in your everyday office or workplace who gets high from sniffing permanent markers

"Damn, did you hear Sam is an office kite?"

by ThatDamnDude May 12, 2016

office dolly

Someone who works in an office with no defined role. Typically runs around after everyone else like a headless chicken.

Yeah, I'm the new office dolly at work. All I do is get coffee and file papers until someone yells at me to do something.

by officedollys January 28, 2017

Office Diva

A co-worker that frequently complains about or fires off emails about problems that don't exist. Also, tends to exaggerate situations without knowing whether it is a problem or not. May punch doors and yell for effect. Has an opinion about everything and likes to hear himself or herself talk. Fires off emails explaining why others are wrong and frequently hears the phrase, "We're already doing that."

After her email tirade, the office diva, Brynna, walked over to John's office and pounded on his door, yelling at him about the content of the email. After John explained the situation, she realized it was not an issue. She was not embarrassed.

by circlesofindecision March 3, 2017

office exhibitionist

Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.

- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.

by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017

Office Pot

The act of containing weed and/or smoking weed in an office cubicle.

"I heard form Stacy that Jerry had some office pot. Maybe we could get some from him!"

by WeGotDemMaffs July 31, 2017