the "horse" face

A facial expression that is contorted with the sound of a horse neighing in disgust or pleasure.

Lindsey, do the "horse" face.

by tullomatic January 8, 2010

Horse Lady

A girl or women who, by the was she dresses, can be identified as a horse lover. She is usually sporting a long braid with a middle part (probably reminding her of a horses mane) and a horse/wolf/native american t shirt.

Ray:"Sal tried to set me up with his cousin; she turned out to be a horse lady."
Ezra:"That's sucks I guess."

by beams June 28, 2012

Horses Ass

To be a wise ass in any situation

Tim Stein is a such a Horses Ass.

by Jobber1 March 26, 2011

dead horse

Having sex with a limp penis

I couldn't get hard so I had to dead horse it in.

by Cwismang October 2, 2010

Horse shoe

Ninja-type action, two rivals facing each other sprinting attack in which one fighter leaps into the air forming his entire being into a human shaped horse shoe. Aiming the center of the horse shoe at the opponents neck with a smooth roll out to finish the move. (paralysis is a possibility)

OH MY GOD! I got a horse shoe straight to the neck

by thumpcityslammer May 6, 2011

Horse Velcher

one who ejaculates in a horses patute, then proceeds with a straw and sucks it out.

Eric Meyer is a Horse Velcher. I heard it is his most timr consuming hobby.

by Edward Scissor Hands May 27, 2003

horse of a man

Someone that's really annoying and a jerk and karate kicks ur soda and it falls on ur pants

Bro u just spilled my sprite u horse of a man

by Skinny pops July 28, 2017