Old Fashioned Bastard

1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.

2.) One who engages in above definition

1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.

2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!

by u8wood May 13, 2005

old navy

A clothing company that is owned by the GAP, which also owns Banana Republic. Like the GAP and Banana Republic, all of Old Navy's clothes are made in near sweatshops. Non Union factories in third world countries where workers work 14 hours a day and are not paid a living wage. Places where Old Navy clothes are made include Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, India, Phillipines, Lesotho and Pakistan

Support Child labour! Buy old navy clothes! In the end, what use is an education?

by asredasblack January 31, 2005

Old Stove

Referring to a washed up, usually divorced spinster that has seen better days. Despite the years, the Old Stove is still a potential pick up target in Aiport or Holiday Inn bars. However, like an old stove, the quality it produces ain't what used it to be.

"Did you notice that trio of Old Stoves in the corner over there, they're definately looking for friends tonight!"

by MadDog 20/20 August 9, 2006

old folks

Old folks simply means parents.

Hey what up bro? Nothin' much man I just had a huge fight with the old folks and I had to bounce out the crib for a min to cool off.

by brooklynne84 December 31, 2013

old-skool puff

A phrase used to describe the look of a woman's pubic hair when it's unshaven and resembles pubic hair in a porno from the 1970's.

"Her tits were so 2006 but her old-skool puff screamed bicentennial."

by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006

old thompson

A cheap American whiskey made by the same company as Fleishmann's. Much better in quality when filtered through a Britta water filter.

Only for seasoned drinkers.

"Woah, look at Chris chug that Old Thompson! Let me try that... *vomits*"

by GTA3mobster June 1, 2006

Old Knudsen

Probably the world's greatest lover, fighter,wit, intellect and blogger. Old Knudsen has almost everything with or without a heart beat including your ma.

Men want to be him and women want to do him. Too cool to be cool and is always right even when hes wrong. Chuck Norris fears Old Knudsen.

Old Knudsen invents words like Blogjinx and Cuntpop he is a genius.

"You kicked the fuck out of those 3 big guys just like Old Knudsen would."

"My girl ran off with another bloke, she says hes hung like Old Knudsen."

by Billy one ear February 16, 2010