Olive Oil

A nickname for an amazing friend. Her real name is Olivia. She will spontaneously break out into dance and continuing dancing for 5+ hours. If you are her roommate, you will not last more than a week. She will eat you alive. She talks about fandoms like Hamilton, Steven Universe, and camp camp. Her diet consists of waffles and human children. She is secretly a bottle of Olive Oil.

Olive Oil wouldn't stop dancing last night. I got zero sleep because of her terrible singing. She starting to make waffles at 3 in the morning.

by StopTextinMeIDunWannaTalkToYou September 13, 2017

Venezuelan Oil Tycoon

When you give your girlfriend burritos with laxitives in them and when your fucking her and she starts to shit on your dick whilst having anal the shit squirts out around you dick.

Last night i gave Martha her first Venezuelan Oil Tycoon! It was Awsome and a little messy!!!!

by Toxik_Douche January 7, 2009

BP Oil Spill

To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.

I gave your mom a BP Oil Spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub.

by Bucky Cap July 9, 2010

flaxseed oil

The term used for device used in a total, complete, flabbergastingly masterfully delivered lie. Another rung on the ladder to the pull-off of a grand falsehood, to use a flaxseed oil usually means substituting one person for another or replacing one substance with another.

Derived from Barry Bonds and his testimony to one grand jury or another as defence against the accusations of him using steroids.

Craig: "Dude, why the fuck did you get hammered at my wedding reception!? I fuckin' told you that Jason was bad news!"

Steve: "Man, I totally thought that wine was grape juice. My bad. Plus, I don't even think Jason came, I was with...uh...Mike."

FLAXSEED OIL STRIKES AGAIN.

by Flaxseed Jim October 21, 2007

pachowli oil

Fragrant body oil for hippie dogs.

That poodle reminds me of the 60's. Must be her pachowli oil.

by steve freund November 6, 2007

operation more oil

i like bush, and i like what we did in iraq, but all wars have to have a reward. in this case, MORE OIL.

operation more oil helps keep america's economy boosting

by Gtwy January 22, 2004

check the oil

before a female has any physical contact with "strange" wang, she must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the male's ass. if not, have at it, til you're satisfied.

by pun tang October 17, 2003