Beef Melt

Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.

I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.

by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020

beef doukerton

A particularly large or immpressive dump or poop that is reminisecnt of a large beef dish.

Wow, that was one hell of a beef doukerton.

by psizzle93 January 28, 2009

Pregnant Beef

When 2 pregnant women are in a malicious feud over which one of them is better at being pregnant.

LA: “OMG! Did you see Jesslyn absolutely GRILLIN’ Audra while waiting for table 52’s drink?? Now she’s talking soooo much shit!”

LER: “DUDE, I know!!!! It seems like she wasn’t making it for her on purpose...I think we got a Pregnant Beef on our hands here at the restaurant!!!”

by Ler420 September 9, 2019

Beef latte

A sexual act in which a man takes a shit into a blender, the next step consists of the man adding prime rib and beef filets to the concoction, the final step is the man splooging his seed into the blender and combining the ingredients.The man gets the beef latte and slathers it all over his mate in which he penetrates until the beef latte creams out of her vaginal crevice.

How did you enjoy that sloppy beef latte last night.

by Absolute Beaut April 21, 2018

Fake Beef

A purposely faked fight or argument created for comedic purposes

I hope trump sticks to only fake beef with north korea because I really don't wanna go boom.

by DLoCo September 14, 2018

Beef Busta

It originally started in M45 Manchester, The legend has it that a Being called Joe Mozza was circling three young Yb's with his Best Friend Lucas. All of a sudden the second YB Called MM Shouted very loudly Beef Busta. Ever since then The Legend Joe has been in peoples mind for centuries. If you find this man please report to m25 city council.

Beef Busta, Big ears , Big Everything apart from D. Joe "I will find the Beef Busta one day I will reveal his legend."

by PuedoCode Written in full HD June 9, 2017

Beef Leech

Someone that latches onto and is obsessed with arguments and gossip (beef). Like a leech, they latch onto something, in this case - beef.

That girl keeps asking everybody about the fight last night. She's such a beef leech.

by CorBlimey September 24, 2017