Skunk muff

An unwashed and malodourous vagina

"I started to go down on Shondiqua but gagged because she had a bad case of skunk muff"

by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006

eating muff

Performing cunnilingus (orally pleasuring a female's genitalia). Often used derogatory, for example as an insult against women, i.e. calling them "muff eaters" implying lesbianism,

"I walked in on my friend eating muff once. He was really chowing it down"

by chasegame June 18, 2016

Fluff on the Muff

Pubic Hair on a Female's Vaginal Area

If she got fluff on the muff, shes old enough.

by Slim August 14, 2004

Ooze Muff

The action of pleasuring female genitalia, or muff to the point of ultimate leakage or ooze.

“I was Oozing her Muff and she started squirting”

“My girl is coming to town, Im going to Ooze Muff tonight”

“She asked me to ooze muff, but the stench was overwhelming”

by OozeMuff February 27, 2020

Midnight Muff

Waking up from a deep slumber with a vagina in your face.

Steve: Last night I woke up to a sweet poon tang on my face!
Mike: Ah good old Midnight Muff, my favorite!

by eqsux January 20, 2015

half muff

Lazy grooming, of the pubic region, resulting in a partial trimmed bush.

My friend, Gordon, exposed his pubis to me. I inquired, in regards to his half muff. He said he ran out of time, in the shower and decided to rock the half muff.

by binkyrodgers October 28, 2011

fairy muff

fairy muff = fair enough

Can't make it to the pub tonight because your mum has died? Fairy muff.

by jasoncart April 8, 2007