Rohit Raj Mittal

Professional meme creator, pun prop entrepreneur, advocate against emergency alerts, robot marriage counselor

Person 1: Wow, look at this person's résumé! He's an entrepreneur, an advocate, and a marriage counselor! How impressive!
Person 2: What a Rohit Raj Mittal!

by ohmygoshitsrohitrajmittal September 4, 2019

prince of the mitten

babytron

“who am i the prince of the mitten”-babytron

by mxrck2e April 3, 2023

mattyj

A name for someone whose first name is Matt and last name begins with a "J". Mattyjs have sex with thier bosses often. Mattyjs are usually short little men with brown hair and blue eyes. Mattyjs are from Vermont or New Hampshire and their penises are generally quite small. Also, Mattyj's have dry little nubbins for fingers and often times chafe easily because of this.

Man, you know why MattyJ keeps getting raises at White's?

Why?

Because he's doing Mr. Bona!

Well yeah...he's Mattyj.

by William Balch November 12, 2008

Darting Mitt

Darting mitt means to have sex with a woman

hey babcock i was darting mitt all night with these 2 chicks. and there parents walked in

by o0otopdogo0o February 21, 2011

Matty

Sunday league football term - To attempt and fail to kick a football after shouting for the pass.

"He's only gone and done a Matty"

by Gem_H April 20, 2008

misty

full of tears

Sierra is so misty today.

by Gracie Lynn February 21, 2017

Minty

a 9 year old 14.2hh famous norwegian fjord gelding. (horse) currently resides in Kilmarnock, Scotland.
his mane is cut into a mohawk.
he naps occasionally while out on a hack, but this can be fixed. he also doesn't like jumping.

Minty, you're such a crackin' wee pony!

by Mel Vengeance ;) May 28, 2008