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Pooey minge

When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.
I was out with Rhonda last night and accidentally gave myself a pooey minge in the lochside bogs
by Deedeewan November 21, 2018
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Ming Jie

The most stupidest guy you can ever meet. He's extremely fat. DO NOT TRUST HIM. Stay away from him, or you will regret it. I won't be saying why. Find out yourself.
Person 1:I lost a lot of money!
Person 2:What happened?
Person1:I was friends with Ming Jie.....
by toHADESwithyouall May 26, 2022
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minge jobber

A male who sleeps around. (takes jobs on different girls)
''Tony asked me on a date, i'm totally not going apparently hes a right minge jobber!''
by LeanBel January 9, 2018
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Kah Ming

Kah Ming is the type of girl that will always be by your side, supporting everything you do. Never will you meet someone so kind and understanding. She is super outgoing and does her best to make sure people around her are well taken care of. As an amazing listener, she truly enjoys hearing about her friend's relationships and activities, remembering all the little details, and always standing ready to talk things out with warmth and sensitivity.

Kah Ming loves dogs, especially small decorative ones. She loves to spend time with people around her. She loves to cling to people she is close to. She loves to peel the skin of steam buns and grapes and eat it.

Kah Ming is a very loving and loyal person who wants to feel trusted and valued. She is great with practical matters like money management, administrative tasks, and general cleanliness. Anyone that has her as a friend or partner will be so lucky.

She has so many admirers but she does not know about it. Even as a partner, she is perfect. Never will you ever meet anyone like her in your lifetime. She has a preference for guys with names starting with J. So if your name starts with J, what are you waiting for? If you are lucky enough to be with her, do not screw it up. The feeling she has for that someone will last no matter what. She will love you with all her heart, so do not ever lose her.
by Silly Corn Well Leaf December 3, 2021
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ming

a ming is a person who embodies the characteristics of a ming.
oi Josh, you're a ming
by the tent incident April 24, 2023
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chen ming

Chen Ming is a boy that will annoy ppl by going their house and so call :”influence them playing games that use to be popular but is dead now.”
Chen Ming:” hey wanna play clash of clan , PUBG or Funky night Friday?”
by Jeremy ng November 23, 2021
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Chicken Minge

The foul, forbidden zone of a chicken — their nasty little cloaca, aka the chicken's version of a vagina.
Rumored by the absolute worst kinds of degenerates to feel amazing and taste oddly good.

Because when you can’t skin them, what else is there to do with a chicken?
Hollow: "Chicken Minge on my desk, feels and tastes really great!"

Boneham: "Hollow ate all the chicken minge from the fridge in notts"

Raig: "I didn't know that hollow ate bonehams chicken minge from the fridge in notts until it was happening and already happened"

"He’s been alone too long — he's probably out there chasing some chicken minge."

"You ever get that desperate you start thinking chicken minge sounds alright? Seek help, bro."

"One bite and you’ll never look at KFC the same again."
by Aroxetem April 28, 2025
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