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rant merchant

A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.
"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
by RantMerchant October 26, 2009
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Fudge Merchant

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".
I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.
by OTFB March 21, 2010
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Gravy Merchant

"Pfft, Percy Shelley. What a gravy merchant".
by wordsinabox December 10, 2010
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Resident Merchant

A Venetian* resident merchant is one who is often found in all walks of life, but majorly in areas of potential power, and is one who uses his knowledge to keep non-merchants in a stasis of unproductive activity.
Often, he tries to prevent unpopular truths from being known so that only merchants may gain and maintain power.
"I was talking about making money at my job and resident merchant told me that making money was useless and that I should volunteer for transsexuals instead"
"There's always a resident merchant lurking. I told you to beware.."
by dirgistan May 14, 2015
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Wang Merchant

Someone who thinks they get loads of attention from men and flaunts it in others faces. But they don't.
"Charlotte's a proper wang merchant."
by I'mNotAWangMerchant August 18, 2016
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Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand
Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant
by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016
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salt merchant

An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.

Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.

Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!

Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
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