jonny madson

has a moustach. known to some as... "hott jonny", "jonny autumn", "jonny approved", "honey", "dear", "the jonny", "father", "daddy", "jonny tsunami". has a pile of gum in his stomach. characterized as a foot long hot dog. has a sugar mama. freakishly tall and skinny. watches an obscene amount of movies. homeless. had sex with his ex's mom. loves camo. the uni-bomber. kills unicorns. has a snoring disorder. drinks like a camel.

"daddy, can we go to jamba juice today?"

by natalie and lindsey April 20, 2005

Mary Mason

full of beautiful mutations <3

Mary Mason has amazing blue eyes, luscious blonde hair, unique freckles, the undeniable balding gene and an "attitude of negatism" <3 she's perfect and will always walk my way to english

by xocarla October 14, 2014

miranda mason

an ape

“yo is that an ape”
“nah dawg that’s miranda mason 🦍”

by fqzedmir November 27, 2019

National Bully Mason Day

On the day, August 30, any person name Mason is to be bullied.

Chad: Hey you know what today is?
Jeremiah Smith III: Hell yeah, National Bully Mason Day.

by Shazala August 29, 2019

marilyn manson

marilyn manson is a loser.

most of his songs are covers from other bands and they're never anywhere near as good as the original.

all americans are gay.

Marilyn Manson - "I'm Gay"
Me - "I know man...I know"

by petey pete pete January 17, 2008

Mason

the most Beautiful, athletic, funniest girl ever. She has a laugh like a witch cackle but her looks make up for it;)
She has Pretty blonde hair that can pull off any style. she is as skinny as a stick. She always has the great inside jokes and is so awesome

dangg! that girls a mason! listen to her laugh! And i stole her LaLa

by Lauren.Kaye. May 3, 2011

Marilyn Manson

Self indulgent transvestite. END OF!

Normal person: I don't like your music
marilyn Manson: I HATE YOU! I'M GOING TO SMASH YOUR HEAD IN WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!!!

Normal person: Where do youkeep your sledge hammer? i don't see any pockets on that dress.

by DeadPerson August 9, 2009