All Lives Matter

A very racist statement because only Black Lives Matter. Other races should go die and burn in hell.

Person 1:All Lives Matter
Person 2:No they don't lol you are racist.

by lolisss1 June 22, 2020

Mattes

One of the sexiest guys that live on earth. And a big womanizer. Even with his big belly he flirts with every woman and can easily get a number or snapchat. He's like eating girls for breakfast Usually orange hair everywhere. Has a lot of brothers that all look the same.

Wow, this guy is charming like a Mattes!
Looking for your girlfriend, she is probably with Mattes.

by Mehmed A. November 28, 2021

mattress ride

when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep

Belle would you like a mattress ride?

by jbrown92184 February 23, 2009

Mattress Jousting

Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).

It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.

Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am

John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?

by ogwannabee July 27, 2009

Mastershart

To fart whilst masturbating and accidentally follow through to a shit.

Hold on a minute mum, I think I'm mastersharting!

by Paedropolopodus December 2, 2010

mattress mommy

Similar to a pillow princess. It makes her lover/baby happy to please his/her mommy with out need for reciprocity. Often with lots of instruction and rewards like with a dom/sub relationship.

I love to make my mattress mommy happy.

by synsmommy March 16, 2015

mastersoning

When you guzzle so much cum that it seeps into your cervix, thus impregnating yourself.

After mastersoning many men for many years, I finally got pregnant with a bastard child

by Franksgizz March 27, 2015