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Matthew

A Matthew is a very nice person if you don't love Matthew then there is something wrong with you. You absolutely have to love Matthew.If he is not your boyfriend than he is a really good friend.You can trust him with most of your secrets but he can sometimes be a big mouth.So either way you gotta love Matthew.
Matthew is a really good friend
by Mj😁 March 25, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew is an American name, usually has divorsed parents, or adopted by Asians, but he mostly has a large hairy dick, and his butthole is hairy AF.
the name Matthew, He has divorsed parents, and a large hairy dick.
by untamed potatoe November 10, 2017
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Matt Is the guy you wanna just lick his dick up off the floor just let it sink in and just don’t let him pull out just let his dick sink into your pussy as long as it last.
Matthew stick it in me and never pull it out.
by Snag_his_dick_101 October 16, 2017
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Matthew Scott Tetreault

a majestic bearded man who lives in the forest with his pretty little wife Jacqueline. He loves Pokemon and zombie killing. But also has a very sensitive side to him. He is one regal creature.
did you see Matthew Scott Tetreault with Jacqueline? They are so cute.
by JackieeJohnson May 27, 2011
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Matthew Volwes

Matt is a twat
Matthew Volwes is the biggest gay boy ever
by William Barber Starkey May 28, 2011
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mathew christian gentzke

Mathew Christian Gentzke is gay. Gay homosexual not straight slut
by Mathew Christian Gentzkr July 25, 2016
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matthew roberts

sick rapper and parkour god. takes the piss tho cos he never comes in and it's always when we have rachel. hmmmmm, something a bit fishy going on there mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"i'm gonna do a matthew roberts today and not come in cos we have rachel."

"look at how good i am at parkour, i'm like a matthew roberts me mate."
by oscarheath1 March 24, 2017
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