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The Magician

The derogatory act of having "doggie style" intercourse with a girl (or boy), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
by zeroe October 5, 2006
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tragic magic

"Yo, T's gone"
"What?"
"Tragic Magic, baby"
by realmcmeal January 16, 2004
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I fucked on the Magic School Bus

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.
Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)
by dr.demann162 October 14, 2011
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magic touch

Aaron: Yo, dude, I was about to bang Sally last nigh, but her parents came home all of the sudden. What I do know now though is that she's got the magic touch.

Jake: So not even a blowjob, huh?
by gsizm January 25, 2010
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Magician

1: A party entertainer who amuses party-goers with small feats of slight of hand.
2: A true practitioner of magic. A lost art in today's world.
1: "That magic trick you did at the party last night was awesome!"
2: "That man is a true Magician in every sense of the word. His spell was perfect."
by ILTKid November 19, 2011
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Boob Magic

A set of processes by which mammary structures emit y-chromosome interacting pheromones, causing obedience and tolerance to long boring conversations in males. The exact mechanisms of Boob Magic are still unknown and every man is encouraged to join the struggle in uncovering this age old titillating riddle.
Ben didn't want to hear about the supposed intelligence of his girlfriend's cat, but her boob magic convinced him otherwise.
by Jew Ben and the Obamica February 17, 2009
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short sleeved magician

When you can see what's coming.
"So...Frank called me on my birthday, and then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician
by abyssion8 February 25, 2010
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