MUSHROOMS

Magic Mushrooms, or Shrooms, are a potent drug whose active chemicals are Psilocybin and Psilocin. Sensitive to heat and light. Common effects are dilated pupils, odd expression, and the distinct feeling of super thick chunks of broken light from the milky way intersecting the last thought of every cell in your body as the chair and ground and pizza and table slowly split open and melt.

Fungus Among us. Eat the blue caps and suck the blue stems of these magical mushrooms.

by boojoo November 14, 2005

Magic mushrooms

Type of mushrooms when eaten expand your perception of reality and some think helps you see into the spirit world ect. Was used by native americans ect. and by some in the 1960's hippie movement and is used by people in the neohippie movement. A great and mind changing experence.

magic mushrooms help you see reality in a new way.

by Deep blue 2012 April 14, 2010

mushrooms

High definition life. There really isn't any other way to explain this drug until you try it for yourself. It just makes everything perfect for a good 6 hours, and coming down on it isn't that bad either.

Mushrooms are a hell of a drug

by phonebook March 4, 2008

Shitaki Mushrooms

Shitaki Mushrooms is what you say in place of the word "shit". It often keeps you from getting in trouble at school and other places where "cursing" isnt neccesarily accepted!

Holy Shit...Aki Mushrooms!

by David Towle June 3, 2004

Mushroomsexual

A sexual attraction towards mushrooms.

Guy 1: “Oh that mushroom is so cute!”

Guy 2: “He’s mushroomsexual.”

by It’s a Dingus January 2, 2020

Mushroomslide

The act of baiting someone into sex then slapping them in the face with your penis

Person1: aw what the hell why did you slap me with your penis!?
Person2: *dabs* get the mushroomslide

by Juicywithsauce April 30, 2020

shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms)

You use the phrase, "shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms)" where you might otherwise use the word, "shit"; such as if there are young children around or if you're on forums (or, "fora" if you want to be a dick about it) where the words shit and shittake are forbidden or censored (yes, a forum that I'm on censors the word shittake!!!).

{in a room where a toddler is present}: Gosh I don't want to go; I feel like shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) this morning.

by Telephony October 22, 2019