muckshake

When you pour a bottle of semi skinned milk into somebodies gaping buthole, grab the legs shake, and squirt the contents into a glass

Glen gave everybody a muckshake last night, it didnt go down well!

by Shamrack69 November 19, 2023

Mucker

A sexual fantasy involving synthetics

He is a total mucker, maybe he has to visit Fred sometime

by temporar November 22, 2023

muckerhafterer

muckerhafterer is when you feel the need to sneeze, so you hold up your elbow but then it never comes OR it does but you end up making a really weird sound

“oh dear.. I have muckerhafterer!!”

by meloncrusr December 3, 2023

muckingdwarf

A muckingdwarf is a basically what you want it to mean. As if saying something somebody looks like, you can use it for shame or you can use it in a sweet loving way.

That’s why you look like a muckingdwarf.

by Muckingdwarf December 22, 2023

mucky joe

The goat of Fortnite and stealing old laddies underpants

Oh he robbed her underwear what a mucky joe!

by Mucky joe December 31, 2023

mucky fat

Dripping , typically in pot/tub (collected when roasting pork or beef)
May be consistent or separated, with the white (lard) fat layer at the bottom and a dark (cooked blood and oil) layer on the top.

{Traditional Yorkshire/Lancashire fare}

* "Can I have a pot of mucky fat please, love?".

* Do us some mucky fat on toast, lass!"

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Muckin' Nest

When you eat her pussy out like shrimp fried rice

"Hey dude, how was your date last night?"

"Awesome man, we went back to her place and I was muckin' nest all night long."

by Jacklab555 February 16, 2024