Modern Warfare 2

when i saw the multiplayer trailer for that game i came a gallon in my pants. no lie im still trying to clean it up.

*watches soldier shoot the AA-12 auto shotgun in modern warfare 2 multiplayer trailer

faggot: finally i have something to masturbate to for tonight!

by k9thefaggot July 27, 2009

modern lure

When your playing Modern Warfare 2 and you want to do something, and you say after this round and you just keep playing.

Tom: Hey, what happened, I thought you were coming over?

Bill:I was but I caught in a modern lure.

by nipwpghivusghvpkejbgkpwuebr;ke February 6, 2010

moderately homeless

when someone moves from house to house, mooching off of people. they still own a car and a cellphone, they are just too lazy to pay rent; homeless most of the time

dude, steve needs a place to stay, you have an extra room, right?

yeah, but I'm not letting that moderately homeless riff raff in my den.

by sir_gushing_holes_thethird July 27, 2010

Misery tent

A very small and cramped office space consisting mainly of decent and fairly happy males but 1 bitter, beefy, vengeful, and menopausal female who creates a miserable work environment for all who enter said office space.

God, working here is like being in a misery tent!

by Who dat 62? December 26, 2011

Postest Modernism

A movement that has been gaining popularity since the beginning of post-er modernism. So modern that it made post-er modernism not look not modern at all. It is best defined as everything is nothing and nothing is a green 2. While seeming non sensical to the untutored mind...wait, it doesn't matter.

1. If Oedipus and Jocasta didn't subscribe to the philosophy of Postest Modernism, they probably would not have gotten married.

2. Since I am a Postest Modernist, I am going to have sex with that dolphin!

by post-Publius February 18, 2010

A miserable son of a ghoster

Mr Little's way of saying "son of a bitch" in a public school

You are a miserable son of a ghoster

by Doctor Frankenstein November 14, 2010

Unmitigated misery

The feeling you get when you're at a party, and you say "YOLO" even though it's FUCKING ANNOYING, and drink a shitload, then 2 weeks later you're on the toilet looking at your positive pregnancy test. Also associated with when you just feel fucked. It is unparalleled misery that others laugh at until you commit suicide. Or beat them senseless.

It's fun to laugh at that cunt's unmitigated misery ^_^

by Itzthreepeat December 18, 2012