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Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
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The Ricky Minute

When a Man (Preferrably named Ricky or Richard) is cumming in under 60 seconds or 1 minute.
Anthony: How was the party last night?
James: Pretty Shit. I was down on a girl and hit the Ricky Minute
by Fusionflare January 18, 2022
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The Ricky Minute

When a Man (Preferrably named Ricky or Richard) is cumming in under 60 seconds or 1 minute.
Anthony: How was the party last night?
James: Pretty Shit. I was down on a girl and hit the Ricky Minute
by Fusionflare January 18, 2022
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pm per hour per minute

pm per hour per minute Or Ph or Ps
yo bro what is your pm per hour per minute ???
by XX CRIP STONE XX January 23, 2022
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the 38 minute war

It’s when one side is clearly dominant and the other side is slowly pittering to their death
“Bro at the concert the percussion was clearly dominant over the rest of the band.”
“Kinda like the 38 minute war”
“Huh?”
by Kickolas hater December 16, 2021
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hannah hue minute

this is a unit of time used by an individual called Hannah Hughes. she herself does not refer to it as a hannah hue minute herself, preferring to call it a "minute". you must remember than when she mentions minutes, she is talking about hannah hue minutes. this is because real life minutes do not exist in the hannah hughes universe, only hannah hue minutes.

a hannah hue minute is roughly equal to 3 years, 2 months, 1 week and 37 minutes.

please keep hannah hue minutes in mind when planning for events at it is easy to confuse them for real minutes and you may think hannah is late, but please note that it is just a different unit of time!
Hannah Hughes: okay i'll be there in 2 minutes!
literally everyone: *opens hannah hue minute calculator* ok that will be 6 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 1 hour and 14 minutes
Hannah Hughes: no it won't!!!!!!!! (denying the existence of real life minutes)
by KnockingTheWallsDown June 24, 2022
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