Matt ox

A stupid ass rapper who thinks their black but is white from philly.

“Like oooooooooo”

Shut your loud ass up Matt ox

by Beast bear June 4, 2018

Matt Daly

Man who is unusually well endowed, been known to pound vag like a professional. Rumored to have laid more pipe than the local pipefitters unions. Charming and witty guy with a great personality and a presence that others are drawn to.

Wow your have Matt Daly charm.
Did you see how he Matt Dalied that broad

by Siggy Bear April 26, 2010

Matt Damon

A gorgeous male who needs to get married to me.

Matt Damon is so damn FINE!

by Stully March 8, 2004

Matt Walsh

A man who knows the four secret words to make an entire political group go completely autistic.

I’ll teach you the 4 words Matt Walsh uses.

by NihilegoBuil June 8, 2022

Matt Kelleher

the highest form of human being, part of the LBGTQ+ community and attends LVC, he is often quick to correct and easily to offend .

i wish i was as good looking as Matt Kelleher

by linton village college is shit January 12, 2021

Pulling a matt

When you get fucked up at a party, usually high and intoxicated otherwise known as crossfading then afterwards when you pass out you piss and shit your own bed for your mom to see.

"On the night of winter ball justin was seen pulling a matt, what an idiot!"

by Haagen-Dazs January 13, 2008

the matt hamilton

The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:

1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.

Or

2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.

Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.

I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.

by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019