loafer

Means Big Penis...Mainly Because Its Like A Loaf Of Bread In Size Wize

Holy Crap He Is A Loafer

by tim veedal May 14, 2005

loafed

to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect.

Jerome said my mom was a fat,slimy ho, so i loafed him in the chest and gave homeboy an asthma attack.

David got loafed in his bottom lip for talkin shit.

by julius October 6, 2003

Social Loafing

When two guys get very intoxicated together and suddenly have a urge to have sex, but females are not present. This results in them getting a loaf of bread and butter in which both partners stick their respective penises into both ends in order to get the pleasure of having sex without really having sex.

Dude, do you remember that social loafing last night?

by Iamg0d May 14, 2011

Loafie

a nicer way of saying "shitty". In reference to the term "pinch a loaf", where the "loaf" is a turd.

Bob: Oh man, I just crashed my new car because I was busy watching "Too Fast, Too Furious" on the dash-mounted DVD player...

Neil: Dude, that's loafie. Also, that movie is gay. Fag.

by Nomoarfags August 21, 2008

loafed

To be the recipient of a dutch oven

My husband had 5 tacos right before he came to bed. I got loafed all night.

by Stevo23456 October 23, 2011

loafer

a play on 'lover'

Garnered from an Italian saying the English word "lover" with an accent.

Can be used in place of "love".

"I loafer this food"
"Oi, you're my latin loafer."
"I am your loafer, koom keese me"
"I loafer soakin' cork!"

by popngen March 24, 2009

loafer weights

Those little tassel-like things that guys wear
when they are light in their loafers.

He was so light in his loafers that he had to wear loafer weights.

by trikmc August 25, 2006