liquid fart

is a function of your bum hole and is usally considered a sign of divine intervention it is when you pop a fart cloud and instead of gas coming out its drops of liquid, it is usally used for nuclear fusion if collected. During the cold war, the russians provided this element to the freedom fighters of afghanistan which formed the birth of bin laden.

Stalin: fuck my brown dot is warm with liquid fart.
Scientist 1: i got you jit (gets tungsten beaker)
Scientist 2: 2.5ml should be enough for bin laden

by flaming wolfs eye May 31, 2023

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Liquid Centipede

Giving a centipede is sticking a swirly straw down a man’s penis, then pouring liquid poop down the straw. You the. Take the straw out, and let the shit into his penis. The man then pisses on his parters face, putting a mix of liquid shit and piss together.

I gave her a sweet liquid centipede last night!
He gave me a liquid centipede last night.

by woahbrother June 26, 2024

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liquid life

The only name for semen that properly acknowledges its connection to God

Noah: Dear lord, please allow liquid life to flow like the flood buoying this ark or else we are all going extinct

by MouseyMousington July 16, 2024

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slipping liquid

Verb: when you almost crap your pants when you have diarrhea.

My stomach didn't feel right, I bent over, and next thing you know I was slipping liquid.

by Certainly not Katie July 30, 2024

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slipping liquid

Almost pooping yourself when you have diarrhea

I bent down to put away a box and started slipping liquid. I ran to the bathroom so fast with my butthole clenched!

by Certainly not Katie July 30, 2024

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boofing liquid cannabis

So, boofing liquid cannabis is the act of utilizing cannabis oil in a syringe and shooting it up your rectum. It’s a very fast and intense high. You definitely need to get your snacks fast and get yourself to the couch or bed to chill as it hits fast. It’s so, so satisfying.

It’s been a VERY stressful week. Time to start boofing liquid cannabis to kick off the weekend. Oohhhh! Ahhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

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