johnny depp

the sexiest man alive and gabi's biggest obsession...ahhhh

johnny depp is mine

by hmmmm i wonder... June 28, 2004

Johnny on the Spot

A portable toilet, or commode.

Man in nursing home: What the hell is that?
Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!

by Paul Bishop December 14, 2008

Johnny Cash

Johnny Cash 1932-2003 A.K.A Best Country Rock n Roll Singer ever. Married to June Carter Cash
had 1 brother and i think 1 sister his brother jack (oldest out of the two) was killed at around age twelve by a sawing accident to the chest and died in hospital from blood loss. Johnny Cash Sung to the radio since he was a little boy and new just about all the lyrics to the songs that the radio played. Johnny Also had a run in with drugs and it took 13 years to come off the Thingsand from then on never went back on them.before June Carter He Was married to a lady named rose but the two just couldnt get long.

There is no example for this Johnny Cash Message

by Cohenjd January 16, 2008

johnny depp

talented, sexy, old but cool

I could do Johnny Depp!

by Isabelle November 5, 2003

johnny tran

The name of a super lame asian in the movie "the fast and the furious"...
he often says stupid shit like...
"where are they TED?"
"SWAT, came into my house disrespected my family"
is famous for whineing and getting killed by a white cop...

that johnny tran is a big fag

by Samwise-gange March 30, 2005

Johnny Waffle

When you poop on woman's stomach or chest and push a tennis racket down on the poop to make it look like a waffle. Mostly done when the woman is sleeping. You then leave and let her find the mess or sit there and wait and watch.

I totally gave Jane a johnny waffle last night when she was sleeping.

by Johnny Wafflemaster March 5, 2014

johnny style

when you ass fuck a chick while taking a shit.

I wanna do it Johnny Style with that hoe.

by Yoder McConagay November 2, 2007