One who will do anything for male seed. Often used as a derogatory remark toward inferior humans with little to no common sense.
by Bodito July 28, 2005
Get the jizz freak mug.You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.
Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?
by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009
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When you are doing a girl in the pussy and you are about to jizz, you jizz then get the hell out of there and she will never know what hit her.
Dude, I was totally doing this hot ass blonde last night. She had the tightest pussy and said she didn't want to get pregnant and I didn't want any trouble so i pulled a Jizz 'N' Run!
by Jacob/Gaurav March 16, 2008
Get the Jizz 'N' Run mug.His cock exploded, and a hot stream of jizz shot down my waiting throat, bringing a smile of pleasure.
by ButterflyBabe December 9, 2008
Get the jizz mug.A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several months or years, usually. It generally takes about one night for a layer to dry.
by Nico Nico Nico January 16, 2008
Get the Jizz-Shank mug.Jizz on the knuckles. Usually happens when you decide to still squeeze one off when you don't have anything to catch your load in handy. Also a person who accidentally picks up a used condom thinking it was a ballon.
by JD G April 2, 2008
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