Mach Jesus

Driving too fast for your own good.

I saw the police chasing this car down the street at mach jesus.

by Shane Harrison June 25, 2007

rapin for jesus

The best song

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga (rapin for Jesus)

by School shooter45 March 6, 2017

Jesus Duck

The arrival of Jesus Duck is basically how you know a pond or lake is frozen over, when it is not necessarily obvious due to weather conditions, trees in the way, etc...

Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.

Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.

I wasn't sure if the pond was frozen over or just very still, but Jesus Duck arrived and my insatiable curiosity was slated.

by Headcircus January 19, 2011

Slim Jesus

Fake white boy rapping about drugs and shooting guns which he will never do any of these things.

Slim Jesus is a fake white boy.

by Jammmmmmieboiiii November 7, 2015

Jesus Creepers

Sandals, often Birkenstocks.

Ben is feeling really rather swish in his sandals, his feet are free to enjoy the Summer air whilst still being protected AND they allow him to wear 3/4 shorts without looking quite the fool.

Or so he thinks...

Friends: 'GAHAHA! WHAT'S WITH THE JESUS CREEPERS, MAN?!'

Chris is embarrassed.

by The Pinch July 16, 2006

Jesus Fish

people who would rather put a symbol of modern christianity on their cars than actually live the christian life. usually seen on vehicles speeding and cutting people off in traffic.

that car that ran over my grandma's feet had a jesus fish on it. the driver must have been late for church.

by themarcuscreature September 22, 2005

Jesus Late

A time when it is so late that even Jesus Christ would be tuckered-out.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

I got home so Jesus Late that my parents grounded me for 10000 years.

by not_michael October 11, 2004