Jacked Cousin

A term usually associated with a relative. Derived from the the Greek word "Dude." This is a term that often angers people with curly hair and cranes. In fact, one could be so inclined to go tell his dad, the principle and the football coach on whoever said it.

I have a jacked cousin!
Mr Osuch! He said "Dude my cousin's jacked!"

by Matt Christoff June 3, 2018

Yukon Jacked

When a dirty prostitute or meth whore whips your dick out at the bus stop on a blistering cold winter day and gives you a vigorous down n dirty hand job for $5.

I was waiting for the downtown express the other morning when I got Yukon jacked. It was freezing but her hand was really warm. I think she was tripping.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Jackel fun time

The halo enemy who fucked kat after she dies

Remember jackel fun time from halo reach?

by Wario11506 October 19, 2020

ABBA-jacked

When the party is on fire with nothing but bangers, but out of nowhere some idiot highjacks the aux cord or Bluetooth connection and plays ABBA or something else completely out of the vibe.

Yo, I was playing Ni**as in Paris at this party, and some bitch ABBA-jacked me!

by DJ Klokkeblomst September 27, 2021

Brain Jacked

Adjective:

Very Very Smart. When the brain muscle is so jacked, you are unbeliveably Smart.

Modification of the Word Jacked, meaning very muscular or strong.

Person 1: Dude, I cannot Get this Question, its Redonk
Person 2: Bro, you just have to use the Binomial Expansion
Person 1: Holy Shit dude, your fucking Brain Jacked

by newom123 September 20, 2009

jacked

1.fucked up or messed up

"damn that bitch's teeth is JACKED up"

by WilliamShakes February 21, 2003

Straight-jacked

Jacking someone's goods while in direct contact with them.

Victim:"Yo man you guys seen my chronic?"
You:"Yeah... I Straight-jacked it... Blazay Blazay!!"

by John Thomas & Shane Taylor February 11, 2005