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Jonas

A Jonas is someone who is most definitely queer, specifically with a Christian.
Oh my gosh! Jonas and Christian look so good together!
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jonas larsen

Jonas Larsen is the gang leader of all gang squads in Fetsund. He usually walks with his bitches hanging around his mini cock. Jonas is not someone to fuck with, he will send his dawgs on you that will fuck you up.
Person: You look like a faggot
Jonas Larsen: *snaps* attack.
by Jonas Larsen's Slave March 15, 2017
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Jonas Jeppesen

Guy with big penis and he fuck a lot of girls
You have small pp. No im Jonas Jeppesen
by Osama Bin Ladder December 6, 2019
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jonas hygen bjorvig

The most beautiful blonde blue eyed Norwegian man. His cock is giant, but un circumcised. He loves soccer and is super good. He has monkey feet and are wider than long. Jonas is big and strong very masculine and we love jonas.
I wish my penis was bigger: call jonas jonas hygen bjorvig he can be your substitue
by Green tea22 July 7, 2022
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Jonas

Jonas’s are very kind but they can be short. Also they are probably going to be one of the best friends that you could have. They will want to play a game with you as long as you stay in contact.
Jonas is one of my friends and he is all ways willing to play with me and my other friends.
by Yayayaya2957 November 7, 2022
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Jonas

A perfect husband but just a bit homosexual. Jonas likes cock and is not afraid to tell anyone.
Him: Fuck me Daddy Jonas!
Jonas: Nah fam not til marrige *dab*
Her: DONT STEAL MY JONAS!
by Moder Maria May 30, 2017
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