i-Ready

i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.

Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."

All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"

by mrmarmalad February 21, 2020

Triple i

Stands for "Intercourse is inevitable." This refers to a situation where sexual activity is certain to occur. This is usually during a social situation at a club or party where alcohol is being consumed but is not limited to these settings.

"Dude I totally met this chick on the dance floor and it is totally triple i. Intercourse is inevitable. Can I use your bed?"

by mr irvine March 29, 2009

I-Duff

Irritating
Designated
Ugly
Fat
Friend
or (I-DUFF)

The new and improved Apple trademarked iDUFF to irritate the fuck out of everyone!

Similar to a dumb bitch and even more similar to the everyday DUFF, but irritating as hell.

A dumb bitch who comes who college dorm uninvited to hang with her roommate while her roommate is visiting her boyfriend at another college and who just wants a little poontang. The I-Duff not only cockblocks said boyfriend, but annoys every fucking in the building through the following: 1) Bitch yells to everyone all the fuckin' time how she loves you 2) Bitch somehow learns your name, even though you and previously mentioned boyfriend haven't mentioned it 3) Does dumb shit all the fucking time to irritate the hell out of every soul around her, thus causing everyone to be pissed off 4) All of the duff traits are fullfilled, thus not even making for a nice bust-a-nut night with any guy around while his roommate is gone

by Smith 105 January 20, 2009

And I Oop-

Said By Jasmine Masters, Used By Vsco Boys And Girls.

And I Oop-, I Dropped My HydroFlask

by Not-So-Popular September 3, 2019

I fuzz

Another way of saying “I’m down”

Oli: Do you want to go hiking?

Michael: I fuzz.

by Frostyuncleben June 29, 2019

I-ready

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.

Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

i be flossinnnnnn

I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Every where you go
You will see the flossin dance
If be a international you will see it in friend
Flossin when my hommie i'll be flossin when they call
Flossin on the block
Missing when that million rock
I'll be flossin in that way
While we living determinate
Flossin when about to get pay
I'll be flossin every day
If you can't do it I about to show you how
First is your leg then you put yours arms out
Ankle left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Turn if off
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin every where
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Yeah i do not even care
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin in the street
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Like i do it with my team
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin

me: i be flossinnnnnn
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Every where you go
You will see the flossin dance
If be a international you will see it in friend
Flossin when my hommie i'll be flossin when they call
Flossin on the block
Missing when that million rock
I'll be flossin in that way
While we living determinate
Flossin when about to get pay
I'll be flossin every day
If you can't do it I about to show you how
First is your leg then you put yours arms out
Ankle left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Turn if off
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin every where
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Yeah i do not even care
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin in the street
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Like i do it with my team
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin

him: bro are you gay or some shit?

by icaughtaniggalurkin69 November 7, 2019