Hurley

An order of one chocolate chip cookie and one sugar cookie.

Even though chocolate chip cookies are better, I always order the Hurley.

by ManWoo May 8, 2013

hurry

In curling, a word shouted by the skip telling the sweepers to sweep harder.

The skip yelled, "hurry!" and the sweepers carried the rock to the button.

by v3ck December 26, 2005

butt hurt

easily offended when one takes something too personally

jenny tries to hide her low self-esteem by being cocky. when joe tells her she's ugly, jenny gets BUTT HURT

by bobbette December 23, 2003

Hurt

A song first recorded by Nine Inch Nails in 1994, then again by Johnny Cash in 2003.

I hurt myself today
to see if i still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that’s real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear my crown of s**t
On my liar’s chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stain of time
The feeling disappears
You are someone else
I am still right here
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

by White Sox Rule June 8, 2004

hurtin' curtains

A medical condition occuring in the labia following a high-speed collision with a solid object. Common catalysts include fences, doorknobs, hockey-pucks, and the wayard high-five. Extreme cases may also encompass the cervix.

Seth: What's wrong with you?
Krysta: That's the last time I play goalie, that slapshot gave me a mean case of hurtin' curtains.
Seth: At least it wasn't as bad as when Erika got hit with that high-five.
Krysta: Thank god, it's been two weeks and she still can't wear jeans.

by Seth and Krysta January 9, 2006

hurrumph

To proclaim your opinions in public.

Barry was thrown from the library for hurrumphing.

by eggnogg May 22, 2003

Hurricane Whore

A person who receives excessive pleasure and/or excitement from tracking, watching or experiencing hurricanes. Especially if they are headed for the Texas gulf coast.

Michelle has two 42" LCD's for tracking hurricanes. She is one hard-core Hurricane Whore.

by notacommie August 23, 2008