halfers-on-a-henry

Half an 8th of Mary Jane. it's the greatest thing to do when your broke

Matt asked J Money if he could go halfers-on-a-henry

by baby baby baby jesus September 12, 2009

Henry Hoover

When a young woman has sex 24-7 with a henry hoover, sometimes a partner is needed, prefferably a male with a Hetti hoover.
And then makes a video of it.

'Yo fish lips, do you wanna make some henry Hoover porn tonight?'

by Instant-orgasm June 19, 2009

Henry

An unbelievably good friend, so trustworthy and so caring. Henry is always funny and will never fail to make you smile uncontrollably. He’s the best kisser and makes you feel like you can’t live without him-you can’t. Stay close to Henry, there aren’t many, if any, like him in the world. He smells nice.

No homo, but wow that Henry guy is fitttt

by WW96% June 15, 2018

Cape Henry Collegiate

The CHC Dolphins really know how to ride those white privileged VB waves. It would be in each and every American's best interest to come shadow at Cape for a day... you will endure the wrath of unnecessary $2000 shoes, politically incorrect lingo, you will be frightened for the worlds future after watching the class of 2020 be irrelevant and watching the class of 2021 be complete and total dipshits... every single one of them (oh and if there is a God, buddha, spirits something...please help that class of 2022). Do not be surprised if someone tells you that your outfit is out of dress code... some parts of individualism do NOT contribute to the CHC brand: White, white, white, white, rich, rich, white, rich, really rich, oh and usually stupid. In all seriousness though, Cape Henry is full of many different types of people with different socioeconomic statuses, backgrounds, and intellectual capabilities and you can see alllllll that diversity on their advertisements because they make sure you don't know how much diversity we lack. Anyway, can't wait for you to join the dolphin family, here we do value second chances (if your parents can pay the big bucks for your unacceptable mistakes) honestly, we should add "$forgiveness$" to the 4 CHC pillars. SUMMARY: CHC = Great place, great people.

Guy: "so what is your school like?"

Girl: "Idk bunch of privileged kids running around being dumbasses..."
Guy: "Oh so you go to Cape Henry Collegiate?"

by yayelayeaaa July 11, 2019

henry the candy cane lover

henry the candy cane lover

henry loves to insert his penis into a women who is on her period. once they have ejaculated he is left with a red and white willy.

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women- im on my period

henry- that okay that's the way I like it , candy cane style

ill stick it in and itll turn red and then white will be added. I am henry the candy cane lover.

by bob the builder fjierout93401q March 31, 2017

Henry

Gay albino with a bald patch and a boyfriend named Phil

Hey look it’s the albino Henry

by 000000007 October 16, 2018

Henry

A human piece of garbage

Henry use’s his mother’s sickness to act like a shitty person

by AllyPax August 13, 2019