holy ghost

a joint rolled out of a bible page

yo you wanna go smoke a holy ghost?

by theholyghost19 October 7, 2009

holy pantrs

noun - A pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. Defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.

Jarred: I killed Sean!(claim)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)
Sean: Oh crap that hurt!

by Can Not March 14, 2005

Holy Trinity

It basically states that God is three co-equal persons, The Father (The Creator), the Son (The Redeemer) and the Holy Spirit (The Sanctifier). Ultimately, the trinity is a mystery beyond human comprehension.

Why is the trinity a mystery beyond human comprehension when it is man-made?

by Tredmond July 4, 2005

Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!

A phrase to express surprise, anger, or resentment.

"Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!" shouted Franklin as he was impaled.

by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004

holy shit on a stick

used when surprised

holy shit on a stick

by yu January 31, 2004

Holy Shih-Tzu

Pronounced (hoe-lee SHEET-sue)

n. Expression of surprise.

Holy Shih-Tzu! Look at that dog’s balls, their huge.

by Shane! July 14, 2009

holy bible

A book with holes in it.

I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!

by ilikecheese42 February 17, 2009