hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.

I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy

by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017

hood patrol

neighborhood watch. a form of snitching.

watch out, black people. the hood patrol is in town!

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 2, 2018

Hood rat

Other know as h.r , mainly know as Aniah.

She is a hood rat

by Aniah May 25, 2018

Hood Unicorn

A fat tweaker

I saw a hood unicorn smoking rocks under a bridge.

by MaoZe’sDong May 31, 2018

hood whoop

when someone trashy is going to beat the shit out of you.

she’s a trashy ho she’ll hood whoop you.

by anonymous2236 June 4, 2018

Hood ring

A piece of jewelry that pierces the skin that covers a woman's clitoris

I got my hood ring stuck in my lacy underwear

by Irtrkr June 12, 2018

Hood toll

When you have 75 cents in hand ready for the homeless folk coming up to your car window at a stop light cause you know he/she is going to do some crazy shit if you don't pay their toll.

Person 1: " hey get some change ready we're coming to a red light. I dont want to get fucked in this hood"

Person 2: " i aint paying no hood toll!!"

Person 1" we're gonna die..."

by Mixedplague June 23, 2018