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fuck your happiness

A term used to express the revenge one will take against another, when the latter commits a heinous crime.

(The term is generally used by the youth in Indian cities)
1.
When Mukesh stole Rahul's cricket bat, Rahul decided that he would fuck Mukesh's happiness.

2.
Santosh: Dude, Mrs. Pandey gave you a D on your paper?
Harmesh: Yah man. How dare she! I'm totally gonna fuck her happiness.

3.
Ashutosh: Dude, I didn't mean to drink your booze, I'm sorry!
Sampat: I swear to god Ashutosh, I'm gonna fuck your happiness!
by Avnish May 18, 2008
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A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.
Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3
by jc44 September 13, 2011
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wank-happy

Describing an individual who has latterly overindulged in wanking (usually upwards of five acts of masturbation in any one day) and is experiencing its concomitant and extended euphoria.

Often the wank-happy individual finds himself in such a situation when he, upon some windfall, comes into possession of a large quantity of high quality (usually European) pornography.
Ever since Alan got that box set of Danish Bean-Flicking Hole-Pluggers Dildofest Vols. I-IX, he's been so wank-happy.
by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007
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Happy Birthday

9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy sex day to your parents!
by skank-a-ma-phone March 15, 2011
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Don't Worry, Be Happy

A Bobby McFerrin Song....Written and recorded in 1988.....seven years after Marley's tragic death....anyone who thinks it's his song is retarded...
A great song....
by Sapphire March 14, 2004
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Happy Sunday

the day that Ellie and Lewis tan about £40 worth of weed. occurs every weekend. if you choose to partake in happy sunday i hope you don’t have big monday plans
lewis: “you still up for happy sunday?”
ellie: “obviously, iv got cheese, u?”
lewis: “banging hash in”
by ezza420 November 16, 2019
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b happee

A rather new and legal version of weed. It is sold in most smoke shops around $20 a gram. It gives you the munchies but nowhere near as much. You get an incredible high the first time. Way better than pot. Key thing is to hold it in your lungs LONGER than usual. It doesnt hurt your throat so go ahead and take big hits. THIS STUFF IS SO WORTH IT.
Dude, that b happee we smoked last night messed us up!
by Bentleyboy25 October 2, 2009
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