Greg

Greg is the kind of person that you fall in love with, who drives you crazy all the time, as soon as he opens his mouth to say something. (Btw the most sexy guy you will ever know).

Greg is going to Argentina to visit me 😍 I LOVE YOU HOEBAG!

by Lulu Hoebag March 22, 2017

Greggnancy

Large weight gain caused by over indulgence of Greggs, causing similar appearance to pregnancy.

I broke the bed when I jumped on it during my Greggnancy

by Shannon Matthews April 21, 2017

Greg

Someone who turns every conversation into a question of whether they're racist/sexist.

Ex. "Why don't you want to go to that street for some food?"
"You guys are seriously calling me racist just because I don't want to go to that street?"

"Don't be such a Greg".

by Bookjackets July 1, 2017

Gregg's life

a sad and pathetic attempt at a normal life

+questioning why edgy is a thing

''wow, Gregg's life is horrible''

by wannasmokesomeweed July 10, 2017

Greg wifi

When your wifi is so shit that you have to disconnect 4 times from a league of legends game.

i dced again, fuck you greg wifi.

by sae young August 25, 2017

gregfest

When three or more females begin to masterbate a Greg and/or Jess Martin

I had the biggest gregfest after woodies last night

by Laura69palmer April 18, 2018

Gregging

Pegging a guy named Greg

Dora-"I Pegged Greg last night with a 12 incher"
John-"So you were gregging him?"

by Cabana man April 18, 2018