There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.
The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.
When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.
When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.
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There is a large body of literature to date that supports the notion that among all women of the world, Persian women are truly divine in style, grace, intelligence, and modesty. A detailed meta-analysis of present and historic literature further confirms that among Persian women there is one and only one , “Persian Goddess” who is highly praised as truly superior to the rest. SnapChat map services confirms this divine beacon of joy and positive energy originating from the heart of California’s Bay Area granting her the title “ ThePersianGODDESSoftheBAY” ;) She is formally addressed as "PERSIANGODDESS" w/ curly hair + crown emoji by SnapChat Inc. We love you Persian Goddess! Keep shining baby!
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"Got the Bay Area lit"
"Make your man cum real quick"
"Cuz you know she got that 5 star clit"
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"Out of a 20 round magazine, full auto on this, you will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground, which gives it a very unique sound. It's like the Czech Golden Shower. I'm not sure if that's on Urban Dictionary or not but I assume it wouldn't be my definition."
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-Brandon "The AK Guy" Herrera in "The VZ-61 Skorpion - Spetsnaz Spooky Little SMG"
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Can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.
Can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.
C - "yo i just pissed in my wetsuit and it came out near the top on my face"
K - "yea... that's a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it's yours at the end someone still peed on your face"
K - "yea... that's a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it's yours at the end someone still peed on your face"
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