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The Guitar 

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar
Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....
The Guitar by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

Vein guitar 

When a man twangs the veins on his cock. Generally playing with the veins on a cock.
Derek loved to play the vein guitar, he practically lived for it.
Vein guitar by VeinyBeast May 22, 2018

Guitar High 

When you play Guitar Hero for a long period of time and when you look at the ground it moves
"Dude I played GH3 for 2 hours straight and i got guitar High"
Guitar High by Nickster1234123 February 23, 2008

black guitar player 

A myth, something that doesn't exist.
The holocaust is like a black guitar player!

Penis guitar 

A penis that is typically found on people named Jontavious Q. Where when they jerk it makes melodies like a guitar.
I wish Toomp had a Penis guitar like Jontavious Q
Penis guitar by TOomp February 21, 2021
Superfly is flyer than Guita
Guita by Superfly January 27, 2004